It's cookout season y'all! The grandmas, mamas, and aunties of the world put their foot in the macaroni and hammocks in the greens. The grandpas, daddies, and uncles pulled out the universal grilling sandals and proceeded to burn hot dogs left and right. You and your cousins have linked, and the kids are running themselves tired. The vibes are great, the music is going, drinks are flowing, and everyone feels good. Follow the rules below to keep the good vibes strong and avoid being the topic of auntie's phone conversation tomorrow.
"And with a pen and pad, I composed this rhyme. To hit you and get you equipped for the summertime!"- The Fresh Prince
Ask for the tent number if you're meeting at the park. If you're relying on familiar faces and the number of black people you see, you're bound to end up at the wrong cookout.
This is the only cup we're drinking out of. Don't bring anything else!
If you can't handle the red cup, don't touch it.
Never show up empty-handed. Bring a bottle, water, off-brand soda for the kids, something.
If you didn't cook, don't fix yourself a to-go plate unless offered.